Is there something wrong? Are you having trouble making ends meet? Up to your neck in debt? Credit cards maxed out? Balloon payments due? House foreclosed?
Job market in a tailspin? Will you be fired or downsized? Or will you plod on? What about your children’s future? Can you afford braces? College tuition? Retirement?
The numbers never add up. You can’t balance a checkbook. Your parents never taught you the basics. You fell asleep in economics class.
The future is frightening. Terrorists at large and on the loose. The thought of another 911 breaks you in a frozen sweat.
Weather systems thrown out of whack. Hurricanes and tornadoes loom on the horizon. Better get some flood insurance.
Life has frustrated you at every turn. You can’t get ahead no matter what. You’re ready to throw in the towel. Pack it in, give it up.
When all hope is gone we light a candle for you. A sniveling mess. A broken child. We can teach you. We can reach you where schools and parents have failed.
We stand by you thru thick and thin, from cradle to grave. We provide for you and watch over you. There’s no need to worry. Your safety is our utmost concern.
Big Daddy tuck you in at night. Big Daddy give you a blankie.
Bulletin: All citizens are to report immediately for chip implantation.
Deadly Angel author Andrew Cofrin
