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Hello to Obama

January 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

We have a new president. Hello to Barack Obama. The inauguration ceremony was impressive indeed. The crowd at the Washington mall was the largest ever. Previous record was for the inauguration of Lyndon Baines Johnson in 1965. (Hope that’s not a bad omen.)

 

Everyone is looking up. Everyone is filled with hope. Bill Clinton was a man from hope. Hope, Arkansas. Barack Obama is a man about hope. He wrote a book called The Audacity of Hope.

 

Barack is a bright guy. No doubt he really wrote that book. Unlike JFK, who did not write Profiles in Courage.

 

So what about the future. Do we have hope?

 

Let’s look at the economy. It’s in the tank. One reason is we’ve been at war for the last fifty years. Korea, Vietnam, the Cold War, various interventions around the world, Persian Gulf War, Iraqi sanctions regime, Sudan, Somalia, the Balkans, etc. ad nauseam.

 

All this in the era B. B. (Before Bush.)

 

We can’t grow the economy, i.e. engage in the creation of wealth, when we’re spending beyond our means. The big ticket items are war spending and elderly entitlements. We’re talking primarily about Medicare and more Medicare. Big sponge soaking up the budget. Billions upon billions of unfunded liabilities.

 

Future generations? Who gives a damn!

 

There’s a strong possibility of a runaway inflation. A mitigating factor could be that much of the debt is held by foreigners. The Japanese and Chinese will not be happy if we continue our spendthrift ways. No one wants them to dump dollars and crash the currency.

 

But the folks at home want promises fulfilled. A federal works program for the poor. Jobs, jobs and more jobs. Relief for mortgage debt and student loans. Stimulus package in overdrive.

 

Hmmm. Looks like quite the juggling act. Taming the inflation dragon with spending cuts will mean fewer benefits at home. A return to fiscal sanity might even bring on the dreaded d-word. (Depression.)

 

Barack is walking the tight wire. There is no safety net.

 

The president does have one key advantage. His enormous popularity. Ecstatic throngs see his election victory as the second coming. America can be rescued at last from its decade of darkness.

 

There are two constituencies which must be appeased however. African-Americans and social liberals.

 

The former will be mollified with vocational initiatives for inner-city minorities. Word of advice: forget the whole Aid to Africa nonsense. Keep the money at home. The homies will love you for it.

 

Don’t forget to pay your respects to Martin Luther King.

 

Social liberals will demand their pound of flesh as well. Especially after eight years of the Bush administration. Requisite lip service must be paid to gay rights, women’s rights, and other (fill in the blanks) rights.

 

Dispense with “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” State emphatically that “There have always been, and always will be, gays in the military.” Do the wink-wink-nod-nod to the Pentagon brass. Let them run things as usual. No one will notice the difference.

 

Don’t get carried away with this “women in combat roles” claptrap. Military guys hate it because it hurts morale. Have the gals serve in support. Let the boys do the fighting and get their kicks in R and R.

 

Let’s not talk of hate crimes. Sounds like too much like Orwellian thought crimes. Hate crimes legislation is a police state dream. Gays and lesbians support civil rights and liberties just like anyone else.

 

Inspire Americans by telling them to “toughen up.” It takes moral courage to defend freedom and liberty. Cut the crap and the whining. Stop being afraid. Remind Americans they’re more likely to be killed in an auto accident than a terrorist attack.

 

It’s true more funds will be needed for veterans care. Barack can save a ton by taking a meat cleaver to the high-tech weapons programs. Robot soldiers and tactical nukes give people the creeps anyway.

 

The president was not specific on foreign policy. Does he really need to send more troops to Afghanistan? With his public mandate Obama could pull a “Ron Paul” and bring the troops home.

 

But don’t forget who’s running things: the Military-Industrial complex. Look who Barack chose as Secretary of State. Hilary Clinton is pro-war and not amused with Taliban family values.

 

Which could lead to a bloodbath in Afghanistan. Let’s hope not.

 

Americans are squishy-squeamish on foreign policy. They can’t find places on the map but they want someone strong on the “War on Terror.” Bombs away are okay as long as there’s no draft.

 

Maybe Obama could turn out to be a terrific president. But the economy and foreign events are going against him.

 

Best he can do is keep inflation to a dull roar and let the country suffer thru a well deserved depression. Then see if we can muddle thru the next eight years without getting into a nuclear war.

 

2016. Now that sounds like a vintage year to bring sanity back to government.

Deadly Angel author Andrew Cofrin

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Bush’s Farewell Address

January 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The struggle for freedom and democracy has long been a hallmark of our nation. Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation and fought a war to free the slaves. John F Kennedy rallied us to the duty of honor and country. Martin Luther King rang the clarion bell for peace and justice.

A truly historic moment is upon us. The inauguration of Barack Obama as our nation’s first African-American president will mark the culmination of years of struggle in the cause for civil rights.

Many have paved the way on the freedom road. Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote of the terrible injustice of slavery. Armstrong Williams promoted public education for minorities. Rosa Parks broke down the barriers of discrimination. Clarence Thomas served with distinction on the nation’s highest court.

Colin Powell was appointed the first African-American Secretary of State. Condoleezza Rice became the first African-American woman. My administration has figured prominently in the promotion of human rights, including the funding of billions of dollars to fight Aids in Africa.

Many have said I should go on a grand farewell tour of the world’s capitals. Some have suggested I write a three-volume biography. A few intrepid souls are egging me on to join a rock band.

But my retirement from public service will be a relaxing one. I’ll just kick back at the ranch, basking at the fireplace with Barney by my side.

In the years ahead we will look back and reminisce. Yes, we have lived through some challenging times. Our resolve has been tested by the 9/11 attacks and the Katrina hurricane. There have been a couple wars. But, all in all, it’s been a pretty good ride.

Our economy is adjusting and gearing up. Iraq is set to forge ahead with a democratic government. President-elect Barack Obama has done the world proud with his selection of Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State. Together they will finish the task we’ve begun in Afghanistan.

I will preside over the swearing in ceremony with utmost pride. The future shines bright on the horizon.

Perhaps you’ll be seeing me in that rock band after all.

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Help Barack Obama

December 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Barack Obama needs your help. “Change” may have won the election but the economy is in the tank. The only change voters will notice are the loose coins floating in their pockets.

 

Congress enacted the “Stimulus Package” and followed up with the “Wall Street Bailout.” No doubt they will herald in the New Year with the “No American Left Behind Economy.”

 

The last thing Barack needs is to be out-sloganed by his own party. He will look weak and uninspired, devoid of leadership. Bold policy initiatives must always be trumpeted with slogan fanfares.

 

JFK gave us the mythical kingdom of “Camelot.” LBJ served up a double helping of “Guns and Butter” and “The Great Society.” Reagan woke up the country with “It’s Morning Again in America.” Clinton chided us with “It’s the Economy, Stupid.” Bush alerted the nation to the “War on Terror.”

 

As the first African-American to be elected to the presidency, Barack Obama has taken his rightful place in history. But a thrilling life story and the first lady’s wardrobe won’t satisfy voters for long. They will soon require something of substance, something they can sink their teeth into. Like a hot and juicy slogan.

 

Barack Obama faces a host of challenges in his presidency. Please don’t let this man stand naked before the world, bereft of slogans, sure to be a sitting duck for a “Culture Wars” rebuke.

 

With that in mind I’ll give it my best. Something with his name in it to commemorate his historic achievement.

 

“Barack Obama’s Super Society.”

 

Hmmm, maybe not so good. Readers are welcome to submit better ideas.

Deadly Angel author Andrew Cofrin

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Goodbye to Bush

August 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

We’ve seen the latest pix of our prez from the Beijing Olympics. Is Bush back on the bottle? It appears to be so. Maybe he deserves a break from all those years of “catapulting the propaganda.”

 

We will miss Bush. Bush the buffoon. Bush the frat boy. Bush the language mangler who was always misunderestimated.

 

We will bid farewell to this colorful denizen of the white house and welcome in the next, who will surely be a bore by comparison.

 

McCain is so old he may die during the inauguration. Old in years and older still in time spent in the woodshed, i.e. Dick Cheney’s bunker. Heir apparent needed to have the “maverick” whipped out of him.

 

God only knows what they did to McCain. Suffice to say he’s not the same person. Did they slip a pod underneath his bed?

 

Dick Cheney’s bunker. It’s an experience you’ll never forget. And never remember.

 

Obama is a contrast in youth and vigor. And color. Is he white? Is he black? Does being half-black make him all-black? Does being half-white mean he’s not really black?

 

You see where I’m going. Black people are not as smart as white people. At least from what Murray Bell Curve and Redneck Pickup Truck have told us.

 

But Obama shatters that myth. He’s a black guy who’s smarter than white guys. He’s way more brilliant than a college professor. Why, he may even approach the level of janitor!

 

Smart alright but boring. Glamour, rhetoric and charisma galore. But no substance. All pomp and no circumstance. A bit like JFK without the “Ich bin ein Berliner.” We’re not even sure what color he is.

 

Dick Cheney, on the other hand, is smart and interesting. Color not relevant. Don’t matter if he’s white-black-indian-asian-redskin-deadskin or proto-martian.

 

His bunker comes outfitted for top-flight survival. Air filtration, electric generator, drinking water, food, firearms, bomb-proofing, bimbo warrens, Fox cable. Plento supplies for thirty years. About the time it takes for the radiation to recede.

 

All this is tongue in check. The stuff about white/black intelligence. Obama’s color. Even the stuff about Bush’s brain. It’s highly doubtful Cheney’s bunker comes with bimbo warrens.

 

The Big Nitwit is Us. What are we doing with dangerous toys in the hands of politicians?

 

Deadly Angel author Andrew Cofrin

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